Losing Hair or Gaining Face?

"Honey I don't care, I'm not in love with your hair;
And if it all fell out...Well, I'd love you anyway"
-"Forever and Ever", Randy Travis

Soulmates

"We both love bacon and country music, what more could you possibly want?" -From "The End of the Affair", in David Sedaris' "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim"